Progress

Welcome to the Los Angeles Traffic Olympics, where rush hour is the main event and your car's horn is your participation medal! In LA, we've turned gridlock into an art form, a daily ballet of brake lights and bumper-to-bumper bonding. Our freeways? More like free-ways to practice your stand-up routine while you wait. Don't worry; the traffic's so slow, you'll have time to memorize your favorite audiobook before you reach your destination. I just wrote this on the 10! Remember, in the City of Angels, even our highways have halos – because you might need a little divine intervention to get to work on time!