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Don’t Surf Slap

Don’t Surf Slap

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Surfing is dead.
The regime is ripened for change, and it's time to start picking the glorious, glorious fruit. We’re not here to tell you what to do, but we are here to tell you NOT TO SURF.
The culture has been lost, vanished in the fog of associations and faulty surf crews that preach inclusivity but practice the opposite. It's time to stop playing their hand and reclaim what was once an abundant culture, one surfer at a time.
Regardless of the outcome, this is more than just a sticker; it's more than just surfing - it's a way of life, a battle against the deterrents and thieves of a culture that was once thriving.
Fear the crash no less, love is here to stay awhile, waves, temporary…

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